{"id":5704,"date":"2013-11-22T23:02:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T04:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lettersandsodas.com\/books\/?p=5704"},"modified":"2013-11-22T23:02:54","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T04:02:54","slug":"smut-stories-by-alan-bennettpicador-farrar-straus-and-giroux-2012-originally-faber-and-faber-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lettersandsodas.com\/books\/smut-stories-by-alan-bennettpicador-farrar-straus-and-giroux-2012-originally-faber-and-faber-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Smut: Stories by Alan BennettPicador (Farrar, Straus and Giroux), 2012 (Originally Faber and Faber, 2011)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two stories, or maybe you could call them novellas, in <em>Smut<\/em>: the first, which I liked better, is the longer of the pair, at 93 pages; the other is 59 pages. Both stories are, to a large extent, about secrets, or about things people think are secret that aren&#8217;t secret after all, and I think that the type and form of the secrets in each is a big part of why I liked the first story, &#8220;The Greening of Mrs Donaldson,&#8221; so much more.<\/p>\n<p>In that first story, we meet Mrs Donaldson, a middle-aged widow who works part-time at a hospital as a demonstrator, acting out cases\/symptoms for medical students to diagnose. Mrs Donaldson&#8217;s married daughter is a bit scandalized: she jokes that the job makes her mother a &#8220;distant relation of the artist&#8217;s model with some of the brazenness and even nudity that that occupation could involve&#8221; (8-9). &#8220;It&#8217;s a way of not being yourself,&#8221; Mrs Donaldson says (<em>ibid.<\/em>). But, as Mrs Donaldson learns, sometimes our ideas of ourselves are tied to past realities\/circumstances, or are more limiting\/limited than we might imagine. In addition to working at the hospital, Mrs Donaldson has two student lodgers, a guy and a girl who are dating, and when they fall behind on rent they suggest they might &#8220;put on a demonstration&#8221; for her in lieu of payment (21). She agrees, and then, having watched the pair have sex, finds herself thinking about it more than she&#8217;d expected to. She finds that &#8220;having a secret put her in a good mood, sheathing her against the petty annoyances&#8221; of her daily life: &#8220;hectic though the evening had been for Mrs Donaldson in retrospect it constituted some sort of refuge, a haven utterly set apart, a place of her own&#8221; (31). Mrs Donaldson&#8217;s voyeurism is a moment of connection, odd as it might be even to her, and is indicative of the freedom of her widowed life: she can figure out who she is and what she likes and what she wants.<\/p>\n<p>The second story, &#8220;The Shielding of Mrs Forbes,&#8221; has at its center characters who are mostly more self-interested and less likeable than Mrs Donaldson, and their secrets are more like lies. Graham, a handsome young man who mostly likes other men, marries a less attractive woman for her money, much to his mother&#8217;s dismay. His mother, the Mrs Forbes of the title, is a piece of work: &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t put it past her to be Jewish,&#8221; she says, of her son&#8217;s fianc&eacute;e; she also says the fianc&eacute;e, Betty, is &#8220;so dark people might think she was Asian&#8221; (96, 103). Mr Forbes (senior) gets the worst of it, though: his wife insists on calling him Edward when he&#8217;d rather go by Ted, and she polices his speech, telling him he&#8217;s &#8220;too old to say &#8220;tits&#8221;,&#8221; among other things (99). All the main characters, Mr Forbes and Mrs Forbes and Graham and Betty, wind up sleeping with at least one person who isn&#8217;t their spouse, though only one of the affairs actually stays entirely secret. While there was lots to laugh at in this story, and while I like Betty, who turns out to be savvier than Graham, I was glad this story was the shorter of the two.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the <A href=\"http:\/\/jacketupload.macmillanusa.com\/jackets\/high_res\/jpgs\/9781250003164.jpg\">cover<\/a> of <em>Smut<\/em>, designed by Henry Sene Yee and illustrated by Christopher Silas Neal, makes me grin so much: it&#8217;s like a kama sutra of teacups, with really good type design. (<A href=\"http:\/\/henryseneyee.blogspot.com\/2012\/05\/smut-stories.html\">This post<\/a> on the cover designer&#8217;s blog shows some earlier approaches and sketches, all of which are fun but none of which are quite so great as the final result.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two stories, or maybe you could call them novellas, in Smut: the first, which I liked better, is the longer of the pair, at 93 pages; the other is 59 pages. 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